kevin is ready to fight anyone who doesn’t appreciate his husband 😍💞
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Ryan Coogler vs. Joss Whedon
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend,
if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
truly the language of love
You know it must be bad when you know the exact date.
Shit my doc says, when I begin recounting my recent nosebleed history
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
fucking what
This is the instrument version of when two inappropriately disproportionate dog breeds have puppies.
After 8 nosebleeds in the last month and change, three ER visits, multiple doctors appointments and incalculable amount of stress and anxiety, I finally saw the ENT this morning, who cauterized three different vessels in my nostril.
Stings like a bitch, but it feels more secure somehow? Time will tell. I go back in 2 weeks to see if any of them need additional treatments.
Current mood: Nuke the entire site from orbit.
The good news is that Vaseline is not in any way addictive.
Shit my doc says
Wearing white shirts is definitely a risk factor for getting nosebleeds.
Shit my doc says
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